3 Men and a Baby1987

Jack Holden:
Somebody leaves a baby at the door and you automatically assume it's mine? The baby doesn't look anything like me! I'm bigger... and I've got more hair!

Peter:
[reads note that came with Mary] "Dear Jack, here is our baby. I'm sorry I can't handle this right now..."

Jack Holden:
[snatches note from Peter and reads] S-S-Sylvia?... Stratford! A year and a half... a year and a half ago. I did Taming of the Shrew; she was the Shrew! I did some of my best work in that one... got great reviews!

Michael Kellam:
Jack, you're such a jerk. You're always thinking of yourself! I wanna kill you...

Peter:
[holds Michael back] Don't worry, Micheal, you won't have to. Jack, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Mary.

Jack Holden:
But... uh... what am I supposed to do with it?

Peter:
We've put our lives on hold, Jack, taking care of this kid. And now, it's your turn.

Jack Holden:
OK... ok... I'm an actor. I can do a father. Shouldn't be that hard.

Michael Kellam:
Goodnight, Jack.

Jack Holden:
[as Mary begins to cry] Wait, what's wrong with her?

Michael Kellam, Peter:
[walking back to bed] Goodnight, Jack.