55 Days at Peking1963

Tommy, Sir Arthur Robertson's son:
[Arguing with his sister about the family's pet dog, Ming] Mother says we can't take Ming back to England with us.

Sir Arthur Robertson's daughter:
I *won't* leave my dog!

Tommy, Sir Arthur Robertson's son:
He's *my* dog!

Sir Arthur Robertson's daughter:
[indignant] Who feeds him?

Tommy, Sir Arthur Robertson's son:
Who taught him to sit up? He's *mine*!

Sir Arthur Robertson:
I'll tell you what: we'll cut him exactly in two, and you'll each get half.

Sir Arthur Robertson's daughter:
Oh, father, don't play King Solomon.

Sir Arthur Robertson:
[chuckles] I tried...