A Charlie Brown Christmas1965

Sally:
I've been looking for you, big brother. Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me?

Charlie Brown:
Well, I don't have much time. I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium to direct a Christmas play.

Sally:
[hands a clipboard and pen to Charlie Brown] You write it and I'll tell you what I want to say.

Charlie Brown:
[sticks pen in his mouth] Okay, shoot.

Sally:
[dictating her letter to Santa Claus as Charlie Brown writes it for her] Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?

[Charlie Brown looks at her]

Sally:
How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.

Charlie Brown:
Oh brother.

Sally:
Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?

Charlie Brown:
TENS AND TWENTIES? Oh, even my baby sister!

Sally:
All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.