A Field in England2013

Jacob:
Am I bewitched?

Whitehead:
No. Sir, you merely suffer a disease in the private parts, occasioned by too much venereal sport.

Jacob:
'This all?

Whitehead:
Well, I also deduce gout, bloody flux, apostem of the mouth, the pissing disease, St. Anthony's fire, iliac passion, hemorrhoids and palsy brought on by drink.

Jacob:
Then, I'm not turn into a frog?

Whitehead:
'Tis the one complaint you do not suffer besides plague. All I can do is administer a poultice to your yard, to soothe.

Jacob:
Thank you.