A Night to Remember1958

Mrs. Sylvia Lightoller:
[as Lightoller is preparing to leave for the voyage] Do you think they'll promote you to First Officer after this trip, Bertie?

Second Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller:
Well, that depends whether they keep old Wilde on, or not.

Mrs. Sylvia Lightoller:
You were First on the "Majestic".

Second Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller:
Ah, but that was *temporary*!

Mrs. Sylvia Lightoller:
Don't you mind?

Second Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller:
No. Bill Murdoch's the one with his nose out of joint this trip. Ambitious fellow, is Bill.

Mrs. Sylvia Lightoller:
So are you. You *know* you are.

Second Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller:
Well, I'd rather be Second on the "Titanic" than First, or even Chief on any *other* ship*