A Prairie Home Companion

A Prairie Home Companion2006

Director: Robert Altman
Stars: Marylouise Burke, Woody Harrelson, L.Q. Jones, Tommy Lee Jones
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 105 minutes

A Prairie Home Companion is a weekly radio variety show created and hosted by Garrison Keillor that aired live from 1974 to 2016. In 2016, musician Chris Thile took over as host, and the successor show was eventually renamed Live from Here. A Prairi… more »



Garrison Keillor:
The penguin joke. Two penguins standing on an ice floe. And the first penguin says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." And the second penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?"

Dangerous Woman:
Is there more?

Garrison Keillor:
No.

Dangerous Woman:
That's the joke?

Garrison Keillor:
Uh huh.

Dangerous Woman:
Why is that funny?

Garrison Keillor:
I guess it's funny because people laugh at it.

Dangerous Woman:
I'm not laughing.

Garrison Keillor:
You're an angel.

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