A Southern Yankee1948

Col. Weatherby:
Now, if you don't mind, the map, if you please.

Aubrey Filmore:
Oh, the map, the map, the map . . [to himself] The map's in the packle of the bucket with the jeckle. No, the jacket's in the buckle of the pocket with the poodle - the boodle.

Col. Weatherby:
Major Drummond, the map!

Aubrey Filmore:
Yes, the map, the map, the map . . [to himself] The map's in the packle of the bugle with the pickle. No, no. The pocket of the boo - with the bagel. Not the bagel, the bugle, er, the buckle [aloud] That's it, the boot with the buckle. [He hands over the wrong document] I always carry my secret papers in the boot with the buckle. They'd have to kill me to get it, Sir. A soldier always dies with his bookles on, er, his bagels buckled, er, his . . Nice pair of shoes, don't you think?