A Special Sesame Street Christmas1978

Leslie Uggams:
Yoo Hoo! Anybody home?

Oscar the Grouch:
Oh, it's you, huh? Back for seconds. Look, Leslie, I'm glad that someone else agrees with me about all this Christmas nonsense here.

Leslie Uggams:
I don't agree with you, Oscar.

Oscar the Grouch:
You don't? You mean, you're with them?

Leslie Uggams:
Yes, and you should be with them. You would find that Christmas is something very very special.

Oscar the Grouch:
Oh, you mean stop fighting it, huh?

Leslie Uggams:
Exactly.

Oscar the Grouch:
Hmmm, sort of go with the flow. You get my drift?

Leslie Uggams:
And the snow, and the mistletoe.

Oscar the Grouch:
Bleck!

Leslie Uggams:
Oh, Oscar, take it from me, you don't know what you're missing. [singing] Country roads with tractor plows.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Icy bales with shivering cows.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] City sidewalks. Big Christmas rush.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Ladies stocking slithered with slush.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] Time for Santa on every street.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Time when landlords turn down the heat.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] Morning windows sparkled with frost.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Flying snow tires and the high cost.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] Happy houses festive and bright.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Christmas trees that lean to the right.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] Crackling yule logs orange and blue.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Three kids all left home with the flu.

Leslie Uggams:
[singing] Christmas cards from old and dear friends.

Oscar the Grouch:
[singing] Christmas bills that give you the bends. Heh heh heh.

Leslie Uggams:
Bleck!