A Very Potter Sequel2010

Remus Lupin:
How much proof is there now! Ah-ah! What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Pettigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago. Can I get a time of death on this please?

Neville Longbottom:
Well, I'm no coroner, but, uh, looks like he was killed ten minutes, and, uh thirty-six seconds ago.

Remus Lupin:
Thanks, Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?

Molly Weasley:
Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And mangled. And... dirty.

Arthur Weasley:
Yeah! How'd he end up like that? Lupin!

Remus Lupin:
Yes! Probably the work of that... infamous Hogwarts... Jaguar.

Albus Dumbledore:
Makes sense to me!

Remus Lupin:
Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that... Yes... Who said that?... Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...