Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure1989

Bill:
Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.

Ted:
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.

Bill:
Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.

Ted:
Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?

Bill:
That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!

Ted:
And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.

Bill:

Bill:
Uh oh, we're late!

Ted:
For what?

Bill:
For school, dude!

Ted:
Oh yeah.