Achmed Saves America2014

Hassan:
[disgustedly, upon hearing Achmed say he wants to return to America and help the Wilsons] I cannot believe that you would want to go back to that devil-filled country of INFIDELS! You are insane. I would pay more attention to the shrieks of a rabid WUTAH BUFFALO!

Achmed:
[sarcastically] Ah, yes - - and how is your wife? [snickers heartily at his own joke] Pithy American put-down humor!

Hassan:
[fist-swipes Achmed across the head and knocks his sombrero off, then glowers fiercely at him] For that insolence I should KEEL you until you are DEAD! [abruptly relaxes his face into a casual considering expression as he calmly ponders Achmed's question] But - - she is fine, thank you for asking... she has lost some weight... more COW than WUTAH BUFFALO these days, I'd say.