Adam and Joe's Wonky World of Animation2000

Adam Buxton:
And now it's time for us to show you how to draw your own cartoons. First, Adam's gonna show us how to draw Homer Simpson.

Joe Cornish:
[drawing very badly] OK, so let's start by drawing a big egg for the head, and then a couple of little ovals, and a sort of horizontal line here, an upside-down banana about there, a few wavy lines for movement, and there you are - Homer Simpson. Any questions?

BaaadDad:
That looks absolutely nothing like Homer Simpson.

Adam Buxton:
Of course it doesn't, we couldn't possibly afford to actually draw him, all our favourite cartoon friends have their copyright strictly and vigorously enforced by highly-paid lawyers.

Little Girl:
Would I be allowed to draw him on my pencil case?

Joe Cornish:
Best not to, you're probably better off buying an officially licenced pencil case. And if you can't afford one, why not steal the money from your mum's purse?