Adult Guidance 42012

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History Student:
[skips in] Hey. [taps desks until Coach looks up] What do you think?

Coach:
I think you're not wearing your uniform.

History Student:
What do you mean? I mean, it's Fourth of July, and I wanted to celebrate by wearing red. [pops suspenders]

Coach:
If you'd been paying attention in class, you would have realized the *British* wore the red. See this? British, redcoats, bloody backs, lobsters?

History Student:
Yeah, that's what I'm...

Coach:
Yes. Yes, we, the Colonists, the Americans, we wore blue.