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Em Lewin:
Was the sex good?

James Brennan:
She was very sexy.

Em Lewin:
You've been with a lot of girls?

James Brennan:
Yep. Are we talking about intercourse specifically?

Em Lewin:
[laughs] Yeah.

James Brennan:
Yeah, yeah. No in that case there were actually a few times that I could have done that. But it wasn't, it wasn't exactly right.

Em Lewin:
[shocked] Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin?

James Brennan:
There were circumstances.

Em Lewin:
Oh my God.

James Brennan:
No! Okay, alright for example, junior year I was dating this girl Betsy Cooke. Betsy was kind of like, she was kind of a prude actually. Anyway one day I was reading Shakespeare and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? It was one of the sonnets, "being your slave, what should I do but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. Alright that doesn't matter. Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house and I was literally about to tell her and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. Can you believe it? It was the same night.

Em Lewin:
And you didn't just f*** her anyway?

James Brennan:
Hmm? No. So what about you and intercourse?

Em Lewin:
Can you stop saying intercourse?

James Brennan:
Sure, sure.

Em Lewin:
I don't know. There were guys in high school and then, like, there were other ones.

James Brennan:
Were you in love with any of them?

Em Lewin:
No. Hell no.

James Brennan:
Gotcha.