Affectionately Yours1941

'Chet' Phillips:
Ever since they been married, she squawked at all his foreign assignments. And now that she divorced him...

Irene Malcolm:
Divorced him?

'Chet' Phillips:
Sure. [Irene starts laughing uncontrollably.] Hey, do you know something I don't? Come on, Irene, out with it.

Irene Malcolm:
[still laughing] Oh, Chet, everything's marvelous! You're wonderful. In fact, you're beautiful and I'd marry you in a split second.

'Chet' Phillips:
Wait a minute! Don't mean to say he tried that line on you? How that guy gets away with things- I've heard him say that so often, I tried it myself one night.

Irene Malcolm:
How'd you do?

'Chet' Phillips:
Not bad for me. All I lost was a pivot tooth.