Air Force1943

Radio Operator Peterson:
[looking down] That's an awful big town, San Francisco.

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
Strictly a one whistle stop. There's only one city in the U.S.A. and that's New York.

Sgt. Robbie White:
Oh, you're just a hometown hick, Weinberg. What's wrong with California?

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
California? The sun shines and nuthin' ever happens. Before you know it, you're 60 years old.

Sgt. Robbie White:
It's no different from New York. My sister's been tryin' to get out of Brooklyn for the last 40 years.

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
Brooklyn? That ain't New York, chief. Once you cross that Brooklyn Bridge, you're outta this woild. The only noise you hear is the hardening of your arteries. You know when I used to drive a hack, I had a pal who crossed that bridge in 1929. Ain't ever heard from him since.

Radio Operator Peterson:
Me, I'll take Minneapolis.

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
Minneapolis? Why, the grass still grows in the streets. Besides, that ain't your hometown, Peterson. The hayseed's still stickin' outta your hair.

Radio Operator Peterson:
Yeah, but I can still milk a cow. I bet you can't.

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
I'll get mine outta a bottle. That's the closest I ever wanna be to a cow.

Sgt. Robbie White:
You are handy with the old bull.

Assistant Crew Chief Weinberg:
[laughs]