All That Money Can Buy1941

[Webster and Stone are waiting for Mr. Scratch]

Daniel Webster:
How long do we have to wait?

Jabez Stone:
'Til midnight.

Daniel Webster:
Oh, that's fine - then we have time to christen a jug. Old Medford rum: aahh, there's nothing like it. You know, somehow or other, waiting becomes wonderfully shorter with a jug. I saw an inchworm once take a drop of this and he stood right up on his hind legs and bit a bee! [chuckles and takes a drink] Will you have a nip?

Jabez Stone:
No, there's no joy in it for me.

Daniel Webster:
Oh, come, come now. Just because you sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler.