Almost Pregnant1992

[Charlie's neighbor tells him she doesn't care her husband may have an affair, which Charlie knows is with his wife]

Charlie Alderson:
It's just human nature to want a little revenge.

Maureen Mallory:
Oh, I get my revenge in little waves. I erase his favorite videos. It drives him crazy.

Charlie Alderson:
[laughs] Well, there's revenge... and there's revenge. Now I know if that were me...

Maureen Mallory:
[leaning close to him] What shall I do? Have an affair of my own? Now where would I find the energy? Besides, who in the whole world would want to run around with someone like me?

Maureen Mallory:
Would you? [both laugh]