Amarcord1973

Father Balosa:
Do you commit impure acts? Do you touch yourself? Do you know Saint Louis weeps when you touch yourself?

Titta:
[Speaking to himself] Let him cry. I'm not gonna tell you, because you'll only tell Dad. Don't tell me you don't touch yourself. How can you not, when you see the woman in the tobacco shop, as stacked as she is and she says... Export brand? And the math teacher who looks just like a lion? Mother of God! How can you avoid touching yourself when she looks at you that way?