American Juggalo2011

Dude at 5:
30 mark: I am a motherf*ing nice person - I can cook like a motherf*er - that makes some f*ing straight up f*ing grub. F*ing chicken fried steak, f*ing collard greens, f*ing mashed potatoes - all that f*ing sausage, gravy, biscuits... f*ing everything man... I cook like a motherf*er.

Dude at 5:
30 mark: I wanna find a skinny ass little b*tch, make her fat and then we lose weight together... then we bond.