American Ultra2015

Phoebe:
How did this happen? How the f*** did this happen?

Mike Howell:
I shot those guys in the head. And that guy, I like, I spooned him in the neck and his sh*t just, like, ended.

Phoebe:
You just killed two guys?

Mike Howell:
They were trying to stab me, Phoebe.

Phoebe:
Why are people trying to stab you?

Mike Howell:
I don't know! Shh! I don't know, but I am, like, freaking out all over the place. Babe, I have a lot of anxiety about this.

Sheriff Watts:
[sirens wail] Get your hands in the air!

Phoebe:
Oh, f*** me. Yup.

Sheriff Watts:
Oh, God, it's Mike.

Mike Howell:
I'm sorry!