An Audience with Hal Roach1988

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Hal Roach:
Father O'Seamus, in great form at the pulpit the other night in the church: he told us the end of the world is near, and we must be prepared. He said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to heaven." Of course, we all stood up right away. And he said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to hell." Of course, nobody stood up, except Muldoon in the middle of the church. He said, "Muldoon, do you want to go to hell?" And he said, "No, father. I didn't like to see you standing there by yourself."