Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish1999

King Salazar:
You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?

Wakko Warner:
[sadly] No one, sir.

Dot Warner:
You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.

King Salazar:
Yes, well, everyone has problems.

Yakko Warner:
[Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.

Wakko Warner:
Will you be our new daddy?

King Salazar:
Certainly not!

Dot Warner:
[jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!

Wakko Warner:
Oh, please Dad! Do!

King Salazar:
I'm not your father!

Yakko Warner:
That's not what Mommy said.