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William Shakespeare:
...and the whole bloody thing in verse.

Ben Jonson:
It's really not that difficult... if you try.

William Shakespeare:
Oh, and have you ever tried? But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun...

Ben Jonson:
You. Cannot. Play Romeo.

William Shakespeare:
What! Why not? I'm perfect for the role. I'm perfect! I will not let that oaf Spencer have another go at one of my roles. No! Only Will Shakespeare can pump the life into Romeo's veins!... And his codpiece.