Arthur Christmas2011

Grandsanta:
[At the tractor dealership in Idaho, Arthur is trying to remove a golden reindeer from the 'Leaping Deer Autos' sign] Bash it with a brick, Arthur! Go on!

Arthur:
[Struggling to remove the reindeer on top of the roof] It just won't...

Bryony:
It may just be a wrapping operative, sir, but this contravenes specific mission regulations!

Grandsanta:
I'm in charge here, not Billy the Bureaucratic!

Arthur:
[Almost removing the reindeer] It's Stuck!

Grandsanta:
[to Bryony] Elf! Wrap your head!

Grandsanta:
[to Arthur] Come on, Lad, you're as much use as a cheese chopstick!

Arthur:
Got it! Oh NO! [Gasps]

Grandsanta:
Oh my big old Betty, It will have to do, Pass it down!

Bryony:
[whimpering] There isn't enough room to breathe! I've got nine seconds left before I black out!

Grandsanta:
One Breath

Bryony:
[Seeing the lights in the tractor dealership owner's house switch on] Sir!

Grandsanta:
[to Bryony] Just One Breath! [to Arthur] Hurry Up Arthur!

Arthur:
But don't we need a whole one to balance the sleigh!

Grandsanta:
Oh it won't balance the sleigh! If anything it will only slow us down

Arthur:
So why are we taking it?

Grandsanta:
It's for Gwen! Eight beautiful reindeer! That is what she is dreaming of, The Jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof...

Grandsanta:
[to Bryony] What now?

Bryony:
[She whimpers through the wrapping and opens it] We have a waker, Sir!