Arthur Christmas2011

Arthur:
[Opening a Christmas cracker, having Christmas dinner with the family round at the dinner table at the North Pole's Residential Quarters] What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?... Tinselitis! [laughs hysterically]

Arthur:
Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?

Mrs. Santa:
It certainly is, Arthur! The whole family together!

Mrs. Santa:
[to Santa] How about a toast, Malcolm?

Santa:
Oh... mmm... , Well, here's to me, to an even better job next year! [Everybody cheers]

Arthur:
You're already the perfect dad!

Grandsanta:
Hah! That turkey did more than him! [Starts laughing and looses his false teeth, they land in gravy]

Santa:
You wouldn't understand, Father! I've rather moved things on since your day, Hey Steve?

Grandsanta:
[Gets his false teeth back and continues eating his meal] Forget Techno Tommy, he's texting on his calculator after every job [laughs]

Steve:
[Clearing out his inbox on his HO-HO] It's a Hand-held Operational and Homing Organizer, The HO-HO 3000!

Grandsanta:
Whooooh! Whoopy-doo! Aren't you the Fancy Nancy! Doesn't matter what you come up with, Son, you maybe be the next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you 'Knock Him Off'

Arthur:
Hummm! I've got you all a present! After all the hard work, I wanted everyone to have some 'Christmas Fun'

Arthur:
[Shows everyone the Game, 'Christmas, The Board Game] Ta-Daah!