Arthur Christmas2011

Grandsanta:
[Arthur, Grandsanta & Bryony have just left Idaho with the fake reindeer attached to the sleigh, they are halfway across the Atlantic Ocean] Christmas 1923, I had a heart attack at the reigns. Left ventricle popped out my mouth, pushed it back down and carried on.

Arthur:
[looks over the ledge of the sleigh and sees nothing but water all around] Big isn't it? The Atlantic! Do you think we should stop and ask someone?

Grandsanta:
Fishy nibbles, come on, we are nearly there!

[points to a slow moving streak of light]

Grandsanta:
You see, I take the north star, there, a fixed point, and I plot my bearings...

Bryony:
That's a plane, Sir!

Grandsanta:
It's a Co-ordination, Elf, I'll have you harpooned!

Arthur:
[looks down and sees something that looks like an island disappearing under rising sea levels] I thought it would be chillier here in England?

Grandsanta:
Globular Warming. [Sees land ahead and starts heading for it] Hah! There it is! Told you!

Arthur:
[They land in Tanzania, Africa] Wow! England?

[a huge beetle crawls over Arthur]

Arthur:
Yyaaarrggh!

Grandsanta:
Maybe we pullled to the right a bit since we're a reindeer short. France! Bonjour! Ou est la Boulangerie?

Arthur:
[Hears an Elephant] They have elephants in France?

Grandsanta:
The odd stray, they breed in the drains. Come this way, everyone!

[They look around and realize they landed up in some animal sanctuary]

Grandsanta:
Paris zoo?

Bryony:
[Lions get agitated and start roaring] This must be where they keep the lions!

[Lions and other animals start marching towards everyone]