Arthur Christmas2011

Santa:
[Santa, Mrs Santa & Steve have arrived in Trelew on the S-1] Trelew! Out with the Old, In with the New!

Mrs. Santa:
[Holding Santa's Hand] Well Done, Dear!

Santa:
[Back on the Bridge of the S-1 as Steve has gone to give Gwen what we believe to be another version of the bike] Poor Arthur! He tried so hard! He slumped again!

Mrs. Santa:
Off course not, Dear! We are here! The little girl will get her present! I think he has done rather Splendidly!

Santa:
[Exclaiming] My Margaret!

Steve:
[Rings the doorbell, the door opens and a child that looks just like Gwen appears] Good morning Gwen! Ho Ho Ho etc. Apologies for the minor delay, I am sure that even a child can understand that in a operation as complex as Christmas there is always a slightly insignificant margin of error, which is you! As a gesture, I have upgraded you to the

Steve:
[Reveals the big purple hi-tech bicycle]

Steve:
Glamour Fast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99 more than your requested gift! Bigger and Better! You wouldn't mind just signing a legal waver?

Pedro:
[the child appears to be a boy] No bien el se?or! Soy Pedro!

Steve:
What? P-Pedro? A Boy? A Spanish Boy? This is an error! No Hablo Espanol!

Steve:
[Snatches the bike off Pedro]

Steve:
[Pedro and Steve start fighting, Pedro starts weeping and wailing in a tantrum, Mr & Mrs Santa back up on the S-1's bridge can see the commotion on the S-1's Steve-cam] Look! Will you...? No! No! No! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! No crying! No sobbing!