Attack of the Clones Review2010

Harry S. Plinkett:
Now again, I must stress this doesn't mean that all black people like the same kind of movies. But if I had to pick a single demographic that would be least likely to watch a movie with scenes like this: [Jar Jar gets a shock from the podracer] It'd be black people. Oh, come on, you know I'm right. George Lucas does attempt to correct this missing demographic problem by casting two of the coolest black dudes ever [Billy Dee Williams and Samuel L. Jackson] in Star Wars. Now while Billy got to play a role that was like a real cool dude.

Lando Calrissian:
Hello, what have we here?

Harry S. Plinkett:
Samuel Jackson is horribly miscast as the most boringest character ever. See, Jackson's strength as an actor is not playing someone who is reserved and wise. It's playing bad motherf***ers.