Bannô bunka nekomusume1992

[Eimi crouches down to open her bag of Christmas gifts]

Eimi:
Turn around and close your eyes, I will give you a big surprise.

Nuku-Nuku:
Okay!

[Eimi snickers]

Nuku-Nuku:
Now?

Eimi:
No, not yet.

Nuku-Nuku:
I am really excited. [beat] Now?

Eimi:
[whips out a *(huge* minigun] Yes, now!

Nuku-Nuku:
What's this?

Eimi:
Merry Christmas, outdated android. [opens fire]

Nuku-Nuku:
[dodges gunfire] Th-that's dangerous, Eimi.

Eimi:
Shut up! I can't have a Happy New Year unless I kill you!