Battlefield Earth2000

[Ker has made a recording of Terl discussing how he's going to keep the gold a secret from his superiors]

Ker:
I've been thinking, 80/20 is a pretty fair distribution of the gold. But I should get the 80 percent. And with my share, I'm going to fire all my wives and buy new ones. Maybe pretty ones this time. Kerbango?

Terl:
Congratulations. You've finally learned how to get proper leverage over someone, haven't you?

Ker:
Uh-huh.

Terl:
Which means I haven't wasted my time trying to train you, have I?

Ker:
You're not upset?

Terl:
Oh, don't be crazy! Do you know how long I've waited for this day? And I know just the perfect way to celebrate.

[he pulls out his gun]

Ker:
[laughing] What are you doing? You can't shoot me. I made a copy, and gave it to someone for safekeeping. You are just too good of a teacher.

Terl:
How about giving your old teacher a clue as to who this might be?

Ker:
You insult yourself, sir. You know you taught me better than that.

Terl:
Well, how the hell am I supposed to know who it is?

Ker:
[laughing] I don't know.

Terl:
I mean, it could be anybody on this damn planet. It could be a mechanic...

Ker:
No.

Terl:
It could be a concubine...

Ker:
No, no, no, no!

Terl:
It could be anybody in the communications office.

Ker:
Wrong!

Terl:
I hate these things, I feel like... like it's a test that I'm not prepared for! Well, hell, it could even be...

[he pulls out a severed head]

Terl:
Our friendly bartender!

[he points his gun at Ker]

Ker:
Please. I made a mistake.

[Terl blows one of Ker's hands off]