BearCity2010

Simon:
[Tyler and Simon hadn't seen each other for a bit] Notice anything different?

Tyler:
You're now part of the rhythm nation?

Simon:
Hello! I lost five whole pounds? Thought I'd have you drooling by now.

Tyler:
Actually, gaining ten would probably put you in the right direction.

Simon:
What, you mean you want me to have a roll?

Tyler:
Twenty pounds.

Simon:
A muffin top?

Tyler:
Thirty.

Simon:
Are you suggesting... I mean, a whole belly?

Tyler:
Yeah. Throw in some hair on that belly and I think we're talking perfection.

Simon:
What happened to you? Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Tyler:
God, Simon, please don't ever change. Scratch that. Mature, but please don't ever change.