Beastie Boys: Video Anthology2000

Ad-Rock:
Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya. There never was a city kid truer and bluer. There's more to me than you'll ever know. And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh.

Mike D:
Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery. Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery. Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon. And I'm always out looking for a female companion.

MCA:
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib. I took off her moccasins and put on the bib. I'm wheelin' and dealin', I make a little bit of stealing. I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling.

Ad-Rock:
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing. Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling. Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwing. I'm talking to a girl telling her I'm all-knowing. Well, she's talking to the kid. I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did.

Mike D, Ad-Rock, MCA:
Hey ladies. Get funky.

Mike D:
Well, me in the corner with a good-looking daughter. I dropped my drawers and said "Welcome back Kotter." We was cutting up the rug, she started cutting up the carpet. In my apartment, I begged her please stop it.

Ad-Rock:
The gift of gab is the gift that I have. And that girl ain't nothing but a crab. Educated? No. Stupid? Yep. And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh.

MCA:
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in Charge. I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large. With the white sassoons and the looks that kill. Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville.

Ad-Rock:
Then I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie. I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty. 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around. You be listening to my records, a number one sound.

Mike D:
Just step to the rhythm, step to the ride. I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside? Tune in, tune on, to my tune that's live. Ladies flock like bees to a hive.

Mike D, Ad-Rock, MCA:
Hey ladies. Get funky.

Mike D:
She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore. She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door. Break up with your girl, it ended in tears. Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear.

Ad-Rock:
Call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin'. The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinkin'. Said come on over, it was me that she missed. I threw that trashcan through her window 'cause you know I got dissed.

Mike D:
Your old lady left you and you went insane. You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train. Well, take my advice at any price; a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man.

MCA:
Sucking down pints 'til I didn't know. Woke up in the morning at the one Ton Ho. 'Cause I announce, I like girls that bounce. With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce. Girls with curls, and big long locks. And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks.

Mike D:
Walking high and mighty like she's number one. 'She thinks she's the passionate one.'

Mike D, Ad-Rock, MCA:
Hey ladies. Get funky.