Beer League2006

Linda Salvo:
[as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowj*b, but you gotta be quick!

Artie DeVanzo:
Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowj*bs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' d*cks get tired.

Linda Salvo:
Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?

Artie DeVanzo:
I'll be Hugh f***ing Downs.

Linda Salvo:
Who the f*** is that?

Artie DeVanzo:
He was the host of Concentration just blow me.

Artie's Mom:
[interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?

Artie DeVanzo:
No mom, go back inside!

Artie's Mom:
It's in the fridge, you change your mind.

Artie DeVanzo:
*Back inside*!

Linda Salvo:
I'm so embarrassed right now.

Artie DeVanzo:
You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!