Beginner's Luck1935

Spanky's mother:
[ Spanky's mother goes to the Ritz theater to sign Spanky up] Sir ,I'm trying to sign my son up for the children's amateur show. Who do I speak to ?

Stage hand:
You have to speak to the master of ceremonies ,he's over there.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother walks over to the MC] Hello sir, my name is Mrs. McFarland and I want to sign my son to appear at your theater at the children's amateur show.

Master of Ceremonies:
The next avaible show will be the Friday after next . Is the agreeable ?

Spanky's mother:
[ Spanky's mother is smiling thinking her dream is about to come true] Yes, My good sir that's fine.

Master of Ceremonies:
What is the name of his act ?

Spanky's mother:
He will be called Spanky Jr. The noblest roman of them all.

Master of Ceremonies:
Very good madam, I'll look forward to meeting your son and also seeing more or you.

Stage hand:
[Spanky's mother is really playing it up as he is the judge of the show and she knows he finds her attractive] Yes sie I'll look forward to seeing more of you. Thank you very much could you tell me how do I get out of here?

[ Spanky's mother is walking out and really trying to play it up big knowing the MC is mentally undressing her and watching her walk out]

Master of Ceremonies:
[ the MC is smiling and then sees the stage hand looking at Spanky's mother] What are you looking at get back to work!