Beginner's Luck1935

Spanky's mother:
[on the stage wings watching as her son Spanky is trying to get righted as he tripped and fell on the stage. She hears the laughter starting from the audience and nervously taps the MC on his chest] Why don't you give him some lights ?

Master of Ceremonies:
[Looks at her in astonishment ] What for ?

Spanky's mother:
[the mother is getting very nervous ] So he can act !

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC knows she's in a very agitated state and wants to annoy her even more ] OH So he can act !

Spanky's mother:
[ the mother knows he is taunting her and she demurely says ] Yes that's right so he can act.

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC laughs right in her face]

Spanky's mother:
[the mother looks up at the MC and she laughs right back in his face]

Master of Ceremonies:
[gives the wave to his stagehands to bring up the house lights. In doing so he almost smacks Spanky's mother in her face. She is startled but knows not to anger the MC more than he already is and holds her tongue. The MC looks at her knowing there is nothing she can say or do just watch the show.Then as Spanky stands up the gang erupts with their assult of peashooters and noise makers. This is too much and the audience laughter is growing, the mother becons to Spanky to come off as the MC waves for him to go on]