Bellflower2011

Aiden:
Dude you are f***ing Lord Humongous. The master of fire, the king of the wasteland. Lord Humongous doesn't get cheated on by some stupid b*tch. Lord Humongous doesn't say was it good for you, he doesn't say who called or where were you last night. He doesn't leave the f***ing gang when he falls in love. Nobody f***ing tells Lord Humongous what to do. Lord Humongous fights when he wants to fights and f***s when he wants to f*** and when all else fails he drives straight into the f***ing tanker. The thing is though, Lord Humongous dominates his women and they f***ing love him for it.