Bernard and Doris2006

Doris Duke:
I sometimes wear bed socks when I sleep. I've done so since I was a little girl, and if I should be wearing my bed socks when I fall of the twig, I would like you to please remove them from my feet before the coroner gets there. I don't want to look like a complete idiot.

Bernard Lafferty:
Yes, sure.

Doris Duke:
And no fancy speeches. No press. And I would like you to dress me in something casual. Life is a journey, after all, and I refuse to go into that box wearing an evening gown or something equally stupid.

Bernard Lafferty:
Yes, sure.

Doris Duke:
Make it a natural fiber, not man-made. Silk might be a good idea. I want to demonstrate my solidarity with nature.

Bernard Lafferty:
Of course.

Doris Duke:
I could come back as a tree, or a bird or a bug, or... who knows? Will you do that for me, Lafferty?

Bernard Lafferty:
Yes.

Doris Duke:
Promise?

Bernard Lafferty:
I promise.

Doris Duke:
I must have lost my mind to believe a f***er like you.