Bernie2011

Townsperson:
I wrote the warden a letter. Yeah, I did. I told him that he had to give you a work release or something like that, so that you could sing at my funeral. Now, I'm not sick or anything, but now Bernie, you promised me that you would do that. And I totally mean wear those lil' chains or whatever if it made them feel better, so...

Bernie Tiede:
That is awful sweet, Lenora. And it would be an honor, but don't count on it. I don't think they're letting me out of here for nothing.

Townsperson:
Oh pfft... sure they will. I told him that you went temporarily insane. And we're all going insane sooner or later.