Best Man Down2012

Roger:
[reminiscing about Lumpy] Boy looked like he was a lot of fun.

Scott:
He was a lot of fun, Roger. He wasn't a boy though. He was a man.

Kristin:
Of course he was a man.

Scott:
No, no, no. He was a real man. Just because he drank a little too much, and quit law school and he got fired from his job, it doesn't make him less of a man. 'Cause he was a man, Kris.

Kristin:
Okay. We understand and we know you're upset...

Scott:
[shouting] You asked me to pee sitting down!

Kristin:
I thought it would be a nice compromise.

Scott:
You wanted me to carry a purse, for Christ's sake.

Kristin:
Why would he carry a purse?

Kristin:
[raising voice] It was a man bag! And I was only pointing out that some men have found it efficient. They are in Europe mostly but...

Scott:
We don't live in Europe. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean. Lumpy kept it real. He was a man.