Bill Bailey: Bewilderness2001

Bill Bailey:
I'm from the west country.

audience member:
[cheer]

Bill Bailey:
Oh, hypnotised or actually? What are you doing here?

audience member:
Well, I had to come, didn't I.

Bill Bailey:
What do you mean, you had to come? You're on some dark purpose? "I had to come, the voices told me to come for you are the great bearded one and I must dance".