Bill Hicks: Relentless1992

Bill Hicks:
It's an insane world, but I'm proud to be apart of it. [Hicks takes out a cigarette] I do smoke, if this smoke bothers anyone I recommend you looking around at the world we live in and... shutting your f***ing mouth [Hicks laughs, drops his cigarette but catches it in an instant and puts it back in his mouth] I doubt it. How many- Oh, oh, how many non-smokers are here tonight. Non-smokers. By round of applause. Let's here the non-smokers [Audience claps] . Good. [Audience laughs] Cause I have something I want to tell you and I'm glad you all conglomerated here tonight. Save me some breath, which is obviously very short. I love- I'm gonna to tell you non-smokers something right now that I know for a fact you don't know and I delight in telling my brothers things they don't know... particularly when they're true, which this is. Ready? Non-smokers? Ready? Drum roll. [makes a drum roll with his lips] Non-smokers die... everyday. [Hicks and audience laughs] Sleep tight. [Audience laughs and Hicks takes a puff of his cigarette] You see, I know you entertain some type of eternal life fantasy, because you've chosen not to smoke. Let me be the first to [Hicks mimics a gun shot with the microphone] pop that f***ing bubble, and send you hurtling back to reality. You're dead too. And you know what doctors say, "Sh*t if only you had smoked, we have the technology to help ya." [Audience laughs] It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat sh*t waiting for me: Oxygen lung, tents. It's like going to Sharper Image when I die.