Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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Mike Shiner:
Is this water? Did you replace my gin with water, man?

Riggan:
Mike. Come on.

Mike Shiner:
No. Come on, what?

Riggan:
Come on, you're drunk.

Mike Shiner:
I'm drunk? Yes, I'm drunk! I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk? This is Carver. He left a piece of his liver on the table every time he wrote a f***ing page. If I need to be drinking gin, who the f*** are you to touch my gin, man? Listen, you f***ed with the period, you f***ed with the plot so you could have the best lines, you leave me the f***ing tools that I need! Oh, come on people, don't be so pathetic. Stop looking at the world through your cellphone screens. Have a real experience! Does anybody give a sh*t about truth other than me? I mean the set is fake, the bananas are fake, there's f***ing nothing in this milk carton, your performance is fake. The only thing that is real on this stage is this chicken. So, I'm gonna work with the chicken.

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