Bitch Slap2009

Trixie:
You know, I've been thinking...

Camero:
[annoyed] Christ.

Trixie:
Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?

Camero:
I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?

Trixie:
Why do you wanna know?

Camero:
Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.

Trixie:
Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.

Camero:
Hel?

Hel:
Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?

Camero:
I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.

Hel:
I don't have any secrets.

Trixie:
Well, what about you, Camero?

Camero:
My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...