Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite2009

Stars: Phyllis Applegate, Obba Babatundé, William Bassett, Troy Lindsey Brown
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 84 minutes

Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson, and Salli Richardson. The film was directed by Scott Sanders and co-written by White, Sanders, and Byron Minns, who also co-stars. The pl… more »



Bullhorn:
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherf***ers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...

Black Dynamite:
Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick... [erases the restaurant menu blackboard] What else melts in your mouth?

Cream Corn:
M&M's!

Black Dynamite:
Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?

Militant #3:
Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.

Black Dynamite:
And Mars is also...

Saheed:
The Roman God of War.

Black Dynamite:
Who is the Greek God of War?

Militant 2:
Ares.

Black Dynamite:
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.

Cream Corn:
Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.

Black Dynamite:
Now you're getting it.

Cream Corn:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.

Saheed:
Which is the capital of Greece.

Black Dynamite:
And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...

Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
785 B.C.

Militant 2:
And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!

Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
Code Kansas!

Black Dynamite:
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.

Militant #3:
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!

Black Dynamite:
Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?

Cream Corn:
Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that b*tch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.

Black Dynamite:
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.

Woman at table:
Apollo.

Black Dynamite:
Yeah. Thanks, lady.

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