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Wilhelm:
Rest assured, Mr. Lely, my designs are properly researched and authentic to the last thread.

Durward Lely:
No disrespect to you, Mr. Wilhelm, but your authentically tailored costume seems to have left me rather in the buff, somewhat!

Wilhelm:
No more in the buff than Japanese peasants have been for the last eight hundred years, sir.

Durward Lely:
May I draw your attention, Mr. Wilhelm, to the fact that I am not actually a Japanese peasant?

Gilbert:
No, you are a Scotch actor who is taking the part of a Japanese prince who is posing as an itinerant minstrel.