Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars Tour2007
Nick Griffin:
So, I'm in the, uh, the grocery store earlier this week. Check this out, ladies. This is how men think. I'm in the grocery store, I'm standing in line, there's this big doofus next to me. He's balding.
[pointedly to the audience]
Nick Griffin:
Which is fine.
[laughter]
Nick Griffin:
But he's got the comb-over. PWANK.
[pantomimes a comb-over]
Nick Griffin:
The swirl.
[pantomimes a cowlick on his head]
Nick Griffin:
Hawaiian shirt, gut, fanny pack.
[laughter]
Nick Griffin:
Yeah. This *gorgeous* woman walks by. He says to me, "Oh, man... if I wasn't married."
[laughter]
Nick Griffin:
Yes, sir. If you weren't married, you'd never get laid. *EVER*. I'd see to it! I would actually quit my job, and cock block you for the rest of your life.
[laughter]
Nick Griffin:
Yeah. You have a fanny pack on, sir. Unless that's got chloroform and a rag in it, you're not having sex.
[laughter]
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