Bob & Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour2006

Greg Hahn:
Who thinks I forgot to take my medication?

[applause]

Greg Hahn:
I don't take any medication. I should take something, shouldn't I? You know what I would take? I would take Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft all at the same time. Just walk around super anti-depressed.

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
"Good morning, Greg." "Hip, hip Ho-RAAY!"

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
"High five myself, no friends. Come on!"

[high-fives himself]

Greg Hahn:
What if you took those pills, but you're already naturally happy, so you don't need them? Would you be like triple times crazy happy, trying to contain yourself all day?

[crazy noises and screams]

Greg Hahn:
Bad news would have no effect on me if I took all those pills, you know? "Your girlfriend's pregnant." "YEAH!" "It's not yours." "Well, he's the man!"

[high-fives himself]

Greg Hahn:
"Party whore!"

[pantomimes blowing a party favor]