Boo Boo Runs Wild1999

Ranger John Smith:
[on the phone] Hello.

The Chief:
SMITH!

Ranger John Smith:
Oh, hi, Chief! What's up?

The Chief:
There's a rogue bear running amok! He's setting a bad example for the other animals!

Ranger John Smith:
Y-yes, sir, I know. I was just considering options to alleviate the matter.

The Chief:
OPTIONS? You will take the ONLY course of action in this matter! You know what the Rangers handbook says to do about bears!

Ranger John Smith:
[sweating] Y-y-y-yes, sir.

The Chief:
Then do it, NOW! [hangs up]

Ranger John Smith:
I'm sorry, Yogi. I'm afraid I'm going to have to do my duty. [grabs a shotgun]

Yogi Bear:
You can't do it, sir! Not to Boob!

Ranger John Smith:
Out of my way, Yogi.