Boyhood2014/I

Dad:
[frustrated with the monosyllabic answers Mason Jr. and Samantha are giving him] No, no, no. I'm not gonna be *that* guy. You know, the "biological father, who I see on the weekends, and I make small talk with him while he drives me places and buys me sh*t." No.

Samantha:
Dad, these questions are kind of hard to answer.

Dad:
What's so hard to answer about "what sculpture are you making"?

Samantha:
It's abstract!